May 2012
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May 29th
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That really weird sharp headache is back. Luckily I just happen to be going to the doctor tomorrow so maybe she can do something about it.
May 29th
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I just got a text saying I won a $1000 best buy gift card and got all excited because I had entered a contest for one when I got my phone a few months ago, but I looked up the number that sent the message online and it was just a scam.
May 29th
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more ebay stuff →
May 28th
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andifeelgodinthischilistonight: I can’t wait for Tuesday night because BRINNER
May 28th
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ratbrat: t0uche-am0re: Shut uppp, if you’re going to go in the pit and you’re a girl, that doesn’t fucking matter. A pit is a pit. You get hit, you bleed, you have fun. Everytime I’ve gone in the pit, I’ve gotten beat on by guys, but do I cry about it? No, because that’s the fucking point. Don’t be a bitch. Seriously, I followed this girl for a while because she posted good music stuff, but...
May 28th
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My mom and I are watching Oddities and this lady was swallowing a sword and we both started thinking about blowjobs and started laughing and then I told her how I impressed myself with a banana once and now we can’t stop cracking up
May 28th
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selling books on ebay that didn't sell when I... →
May 27th
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Forrest Gump ripped my heart out
May 27th
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May 26th
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i’m so nauseous I don’t think I can even eat breakfast, I’m just gonna puke it up all over myself. I hate that I get so nervous.
May 26th
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Went shopping for 4 hours today and found some clothes I needed for work. I don’t mind the shirt or dressy pants, but I can’t stand these ugly as hell shoes. They told me to wear completely black shoes that are slip resistant and there are not a lot of options out there for that. So I bought a pair of Reebok’s and a pair of Sketchers and I hate them both immensely..they look so...
May 26th
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May 25th
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pulsecatastrophe asked: Oh, hot dang, Kali, you're getting anon hate-- you must be ~*~*tumblr famous~*~* now.
May 25th
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Anonymous asked: You suck
May 25th
May 25th
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pulsecatastrophe replied to your post: OH GOD I START WORK ON SATURDAY. NOW I GET TO BE… GOOD LUCK, KALI, I BELIEVE IN YOU AND YOUR SEXY DRESS PANTS. THANKS I HOPE THEY LOOK GOOD
May 24th
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OH GOD I START WORK ON SATURDAY. NOW I GET TO BE ANXIOUS AS FUCK ABOUT IT UNTIL THEN. Also I gotta buy black dress pants and black shoes.
May 24th
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May 24th
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I was cleaning my ear lobes earlier, thinking I was using the stuff I normally use, for like 10 minutes, and then I suddenly realized I was using my contact solution. Wow.
May 23rd
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May 22nd
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May 22nd
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I know I always say this, but I really do want to drop out of college. I won’t of course because my parents would kill me and wouldn’t even let me to begin with. Even though it would ultimately be my decision…and my dad did tell me last year before school started that if I hated it there was always room for me at home. HMMMMM maybe I can actually. Haha I don’t know. I...
May 21st
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May 21st
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I was watching the latest Degrassi episode online and when it finished I watched this video of the cast members trying to mimic Eli’s smile and the comments on it were all “OMG eli is SO HOT!!!11!!! OMGGG” and it made me all giddy for some reason and I had to try so hard to not smile stupidly because my parents are in here and I love Degrassi I have no shame.
May 21st
May 20th
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May 20th
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May 19th
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I got my lip waxed earlier for the first time in like 3 months and it hurt so bad T.T
May 19th
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May 19th
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Listen I’m still frustrated from last night Things...
May 19th
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May 19th
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May 18th
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May 18th
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A text I just got
Random number: Night love my phone bout to do an update I can txt while it updates
Me: I think you have the wrong number
Random number: Ya me to
May 18th
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May 17th
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May 17th
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May 17th
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t0uche-am0re: You can’t stop bullying, you can’t stop racism, you can’t stop sexism, you can’t stop kids from illegally downloading music, you can’t stop homophobia. Stop talking about all these revolutionary acts of stopping all the bad in the world, because you fucking won’t. No one will, no one can, it’s the way the world turns and the way life works. Don’t like it? Ignore it. There are bad...
May 16th
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ticket holder at the movie theatre: enjoy your movie
me: thanks you too
May 15th
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May 15th
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Tyler the creator: I don't like salad
Everyone: OMG FUCK SALAD FUCK SCHOOL I HATE SALAD FUCK CUCUMBER
May 15th
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May 15th
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May 15th
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bowties-and-barefeet replied to your post: Where can I watch Season 7 of How I Met Your Mother online?? It took me months of research and billions of dollars in funds for technology…but here free-tv-video-online.me… THANK YOU KIND SIR
May 15th
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I thought this was gonna be like 10 seconds of him laughing but it was only half a second. Still made me laugh though. Leo 4ever~~
May 15th
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May 15th
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May 15th
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Where can I watch Season 7 of How I Met Your...
PLEASE HELP
May 15th
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